Varsity news

 

The OUPLC is hammering out squad sessions in preparation for Varsity 2008.

When asked about previous Cambridge club results, Matt Llewellyn-Jones, was initially confused: *chewing on a protein bar* 'You mean those lightweights are the club?  I thought they were the women's marathon team!'

Daniele Selmi commented further: 'I'm really looking forward to meeting them all.  I hear they have a great cardio routine.'

Club social secretary Luke Pike was (as usual) irritated, mumbling something about 'eating children', and then throwing himself under the squat bar. All in all, the atmosphere at Iffley road is intense. The newly resurrected OUPLC is hungry for iron, and hungry for CUPLC blood.